By now maybe your wondering if God grades on a "curve",
lifting everyone's grades by a certain ratio,
so that everyone could just feel better about themselves,
'cause that's what the modern world teaches us --
that most important in life is feeling good about yourself.
If that's the case, then you are probably asking something like:
"Is there a way of sliding the scale in my favor?"
"Is there an escape clause?"
"Is there some way of getting around the standard
or just bending it or what?"